Killer Virgins EP

by Killer Virgins

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released April 27, 2016

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Track Name: Attack of the Killer Virgins
Oh no! Here they come!
Spiked heels and laser guns!
Charging up the hill...
Oh no! Run and hide!
They'll make you make them your bride!
Phasers set to kill... (this is not a drill!)

Artemis got bored and now she hunts for love!
Shield your eyes you'll... turn-to-stone!
You've never seen the likes of

Killer Virgins! Killer Virgins!
Save your sheets, stamp out the vermin
Killer Virgins! Killer Virgins!
Smart young men gotta heed the sermon...

Oh no! There they go! Left and right the average Joe
Suits and ties and chains
Oh no! Shoot em down! They're weaponizing bridal gowns!
Deadly flaming trains beget the labor pains...

Artemis got bored and now she hunts for love!
Shield your eyes you'll... turn-to-stone!
You've never seen the likes of

Killer Virgins! Killer Virgins!
Save your sheets, stamp out the vermin
Killer Virgins! Killer Virgins!
Smart young men gotta heed the sermon...

You've never seen the likes of...

Killer Virgins! Killer Virgins!
Save your sheets, stamp out the vermin
Killer Virgins! Killer Virgins!
Smart young men gotta heed the sermon

Killer Virgins! Killer Virgins!
Save your sheets, stamp out the vermin
Killer Virgins! Killer Virgins!
Smart young men gotta heed the sermon.
Track Name: Makeup
​You draw your head up like a snake
You get too close and make me think you really care about me
Don't worry babe I know you're fake
You drew your stinger out and stung me like a bee

You're dancing with your makeup on
You kiss and shout
While you're suntanning on the lawn
You make that sexy pout

Well you - are never gonna see me win
Cause you were lying to the end
Well, you were nothing more than makeup,
Excuses that would break up, cause you were always made up
And you - are never gonna see me win
Cause you were lying to the end
Well, you were nothing more than makeup
Don't tell me bout your breakups, cause you were always made up

Well, now that all is said and done
I gotta wonder babe if you still give a fuck about me
You know we had a little fun
Too bad your rotten, all you know is petty jealousy

I hope you hear this in your car
And turn it up
Now that you've become the star
Are you ready for your close-up?

Well you - are never gonna see me win
Cause you were lying to the end
Well, you were nothing more than makeup,
Excuses that would break up, 'cause you were always made up
And you - are never gonna see me win
Cause you were lying to the end
Well, you were nothing more than makeup
Don't tell me bout your breakups, 'cause you were always made up

Now look at you with your silly little boyfriends
And take em with you as you fall right off the deep end...
So what was this? Was this just all a game of pretend?
Kissy-kiss and make up? Baby, I don't play like that!

Well you - are never gonna see me win
Cause you were lying to the end
Well, you were nothing more than makeup
Well, you were nothing more than makeup...

And you - are never gonna see me win
Cause you were lying to the end
Well, you were nothing more than makeup
Well, you were nothing more than makeup...

And you - are never gonna see me win
Cause you were lying to the end
Well, you were nothing more than makeup
Excuses that would break up, 'cause you were always made up...
Track Name: Babes in Boyland
​It's time to play a game so hold on to your sanity
For ages teen and up, not suited for the family
Its candy-coloured tiles and all-consuming energy
You gotta play cause it's a killer game of strategy!

You pick a card up from the stack and now you have to choose
To take a chance or not, but either way you're gonna to lose
A text is easy to just hide behind a another face
They always lead you on, you know the boys, they love the chase...

It's hard to win when there's no chivalry
The age of screens means no virility
All we do is go in circles, it seems
All the lollipops want are the pink jelly beans!

Babes in Boyland!
Babes in Boyland!
Babes in Boyland!
Babes in Boyland!

Now you've landed on a sugar-coated former flame
A tap on books of faces shows you friends and former fame
Roll the dice and play it sweet as cherry candy-canes
You lose again because without his mask, he's got no game!

You're waiting for the signal that it's time to charm your date
But simply said, the Milk Dud's got no urge to procreate
A wild card is drawn and here's the reoccurring theme
He leaves you standing, disillusioned, in the whipping cream

It's hard to win when there's no chivalry
The age of screens means no virility
All we do is go in circles, it seems
All the lollipops want are the pink jelly beans!

Babes in Boyland!
Babes in Boyland!
Babes in Boyland!
Babes in Boyland!

Hope again, fall again
Stuck again, lose again

Hope again, fall again
Stuck again, lose again

Play again!
Play again!

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